Sidbigtab is a god.

She takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, witless aardvark.

Sidbigtab created the Large Magellanic Cloud nine million years ago.

If you believe in Sidbigtab, she will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Sidbigtab, she will turn you into a rat.

Sidbigtab's most sacred site is Basalorum in Sweden.

Sidbigtab's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear turquoise clothing.

2. Never eat carrots.

3. Do not shave your feet.

4. Feed all hungry gulls.

5. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.