Kapnigzig is a god.
She takes the form of a small, contented
goat.
Kapnigzig created the Cigar Galaxy three million years ago.
If you believe in
Kapnigzig, she will make you immortal.
If you do not believe in
Kapnigzig, she will destroy your favourite planet.
Kapnigzig's most sacred site is Pontelandolfo in Italy.
Kapnigzig's Holy Commandments1. Learn six new languages a year.
2. Never paint your neck gray.
3. Always stare at clouds.
4. Never eat green fruit.
5. Never talk about comets.