Sabgeblag is a god.

It takes the form of a gargantuan, clever shrew.

Sabgeblag created an up quark two years ago.

If you believe in Sabgeblag, it will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Sabgeblag, it will send minions to preach to you.

Sabgeblag's most sacred site is Hobeck in Germany.

Sabgeblag's Holy Commandments

1. Do not stand on grass.

2. Do not take Sabgeblag's name in vain.

3. Always help frogs.

4. Do not drink water in violet rooms.

5. Never wear white stockings.
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