Veddimfem is a god.

She takes the form of a six thousand metre long, all-knowing jackal.

Veddimfem created the Cigar Galaxy eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Veddimfem, she will approve.

If you do not believe in Veddimfem, she will turn you into a frog.

Veddimfem's most sacred site is Makopong in Botswana.

Veddimfem's Holy Commandments

1. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

2. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

3. Never sit in holy places.

4. Do not eat lemons.

5. Erect a giant white sculpture of Veddimfem in the centre of the settlement.
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