Higgadwod is a god.

She takes the form of a six hundred metre long, loving wyvern.

Higgadwod created the planet Earth seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Higgadwod, she will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Higgadwod, she will destroy your favourite galaxy.

Higgadwod's most sacred site is Gohrau in Germany.

Higgadwod's Holy Commandments

1. Always help sick swans.

2. Never feed parsnips to mice while wearing mauve shorts.

3. Show mercy to disobedient children.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

5. Never write about dwarf planets.