Bassgepjap is a god.
It takes the form of a planet-sized, wise
zebra.
Bassgepjap created Asia six thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Bassgepjap, it will be shocked.
If you do not believe in
Bassgepjap, it will attempt to scare you with thunder.
Bassgepjap's most sacred site is Edenryd in Sweden.
Bassgepjap's Holy Commandments1. Do not fashion models of living things.
2. Never talk about asteroids.
3. Always obey Bassgepjap's priests.
4. Never look at nebulae.
5. Never hop in holy places.