Wiklitbit is a god.

She takes the form of a thin, unselfish fish.

Wiklitbit created the solar system four years ago.

If you believe in Wiklitbit, she will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Wiklitbit, she will send five hundred and sixty eight geese to peck you to death.

Wiklitbit's most sacred site is Cudillero in Spain.

Wiklitbit's Holy Commandments

1. Do not stand on grass.

2. Never wear shoes.

3. Hide if six pigs approach from the north.

4. Paint representations of asteroids on the walls of your dwelling place in purple.

5. Always make sure there are no tortoises in a room before entering it.