Vegfarbag is a god.

She takes the form of a minute, ruthless jellyfish.

Vegfarbag created a top quark seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Vegfarbag, she will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Vegfarbag, she will destroy your favourite solar system.

Vegfarbag's most sacred site is Neravy in India.

Vegfarbag's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat aubergines.

2. Never go into cyan rooms.

3. Erect a large iron sculpture of Vegfarbag on top of all buildings.

4. Dogs are unholy and should not be approached.

5. Do not make images of living things.
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