Narlvadmil is a god.

It takes the form of a slim, sapient beaver.

Narlvadmil created the solar system nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Narlvadmil, it will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Narlvadmil, it will denounce you as a heretic.

Narlvadmil's most sacred site is Khwee in Botswana.

Narlvadmil's Holy Commandments

1. Run away if nine voles approach from the south.

2. Never look at stars.

3. Your children must be taught to worship Narlvadmil.

4. Never write about galaxies.

5. Do not speak about parsnips.