Kikzengess is a god.
It takes the form of a very fat, witty
coyote.
Kikzengess created the Sombrero Galaxy two thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Kikzengess, it will be surprised.
If you do not believe in
Kikzengess, it will turn you into a sparrow.
Kikzengess' most sacred site is Ronda in Spain.
Kikzengess' Holy Commandments1. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Kikzengess.
2. Do not wear black clothing.
3. Always pray in complete darkness.
4. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.
5. Never eat green fruit.