Tunfomflig is a god.

He takes the form of a very long, resourceful wren.

Tunfomflig created dark energy four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Tunfomflig, he will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Tunfomflig, he will have a low opinion of you.

Tunfomflig's most sacred site is Yongding in China.

Tunfomflig's Holy Commandments

1. Do not laugh in public.

2. Always help grasshopers in need.

3. Do not dye your hair violet.

4. Always obey Tunfomflig's priests.

5. Do not listen to heathen tongues.