Yar is a god.

She takes the form of a very heavy, egotistical clam.

Yar created humanity four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Yar, she will approve.

If you do not believe in Yar, she will send you a sign.

Yar's most sacred site is Laurila in Finland.

Yar's Holy Commandments

1. Do not sprint in public.

2. Never play with disobedient children.

3. Do not drink water in gray rooms.

4. Erect six silver sculptures of Yar on top of important buildings.

5. Put Yar first in all things.