Queegvidzed is a god.

He takes the form of a three thousand metre long, strong badger.

Queegvidzed created the planet Mars two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Queegvidzed, he will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Queegvidzed, he will be very sad.

Queegvidzed's most sacred site is Demsin in Germany.

Queegvidzed's Holy Commandments

1. Queegvidzed must be the most important thing in your life.

2. Never think about quantum field theory near monkeys while wearing magenta rings and balancing five nickel spheres on your feet.

3. Do not speak about coconuts.

4. Never feed grapes to bats while wearing pink ear rings.

5. Always look after injured badgers.