Tintimboss is a god.

He takes the form of a five thousand metre long, omnipotent dolphin.

Tintimboss created parasitic wasps six million years ago.

If you believe in Tintimboss, he will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Tintimboss, he will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.

Tintimboss' most sacred site is Diebzig in Germany.

Tintimboss' Holy Commandments

1. Paint representations of stars on the walls of your dwelling place.

2. Do not stand on grass.

3. Never paint your head mauve.

4. Tintimboss must be the most important thing in your life.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.