Getbugboss is a god.

He takes the form of a very long, conceited parrot.

Getbugboss created life twelve years ago.

If you believe in Getbugboss, he will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Getbugboss, he will turn you into a snail.

Getbugboss' most sacred site is Gassin in France.

Getbugboss' Holy Commandments

1. Do not covet oxen.

2. Never play with disobedient children.

3. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

4. Walk at least nine thousand metres per day.

5. Never sit in holy places.