Litsidbonrawjarnmit is a god.

She takes the form of a three thousand metre long, weak scorpion.

Litsidbonrawjarnmit created water nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Litsidbonrawjarnmit, she will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Litsidbonrawjarnmit, she will turn you into a mouse.

Litsidbonrawjarnmit's most sacred site is Panormos in Greece.

Litsidbonrawjarnmit's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink alcohol.

2. Never look at stars.

3. Never think about dark energy near swans while wearing blue kilts and balancing six iron spheres on your feet.

4. Look mercifully on unfortunate turtles.

5. Do not listen to heathen tongues.