Migpodten is a god.

It takes the form of a five thousand metre long, conceited snail.

Migpodten created humanity four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Migpodten, it will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Migpodten, it will name a particularly small and pointless asteroid after you.

Migpodten's most sacred site is Finnmark in Norway.

Migpodten's Holy Commandments

1. Badgers are unholy and should not be approached.

2. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

3. Paint representations of moons on the walls of your dwelling place in yellow.

4. Never talk about fluid mechanics.

5. Never think about evolution by means of natural selection.
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