Satcudciss is a god.
He takes the form of a four thousand metre long, sapient
giraffe.
Satcudciss created water nine quadrillion years ago.
If you believe in
Satcudciss, he will celebrate by creating some galaxies.
If you do not believe in
Satcudciss, he will send three marmosets to sort you out.
Satcudciss' most sacred site is Meidrim in Wales.
Satcudciss' Holy Commandments1. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.
2. Never feed garlic to turtles while wearing violet boots.
3. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.
4. Never talk about horizontal gene transfer.
5. Never look at galaxies.