Bimyarprul is a god.

It takes the form of a heavy, unsympathetic dragonfly.

Bimyarprul created oxygen six billion years ago.

If you believe in Bimyarprul, it will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Bimyarprul, it will turn you into a frog.

Bimyarprul's most sacred site is Goat's Hole Cave in England.

Bimyarprul's Holy Commandments

1. Do not make images of living things.

2. Never go into violet rooms.

3. Always treat mites with great respect.

4. You must pray to Bimyarprul nine times a day.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.