Bud Vabbestbun is a god.

He takes the form of an exceedingly fat, idiotic dog.

Bud Vabbestbun created gold eight million years ago.

If you believe in Bud Vabbestbun, he will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Bud Vabbestbun, he will destroy your home solar system.

Bud Vabbestbun's most sacred site is Saint-Sauvan in France.

Bud Vabbestbun's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about fire.

2. Do not speak about wheat.

3. Never think about the weak nuclear force.

4. Do not dye your hair indigo.

5. Do not eat limes.
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