Hinyogmat is a god.
She takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, emotional
seal.
Hinyogmat created gold four billion years ago.
If you believe in
Hinyogmat, she will celebrate by creating some planets.
If you do not believe in
Hinyogmat, she will ignore you and hope you go away.
Hinyogmat's most sacred site is Alyki in Greece.
Hinyogmat's Holy Commandments1. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.
2. Walk at least five thousand metres per day.
3. Always wear gray.
4. Paint representations of asteroids on the walls of your dwelling place.
5. Learn eight new languages a year.