Ponkanhubwab is a god.

He takes the form of a five thousand metre long, self-confident wyrm.

Ponkanhubwab created matter three billion years ago.

If you believe in Ponkanhubwab, he will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Ponkanhubwab, he will send you a strongly worded letter.

Ponkanhubwab's most sacred site is Hondarribia in Spain.

Ponkanhubwab's Holy Commandments

1. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Ponkanhubwab.

2. Never think ill of sick goats.

3. Always wear gray.

4. Draw representations of comets on the walls of your dwelling place.

5. Never talk about fluid mechanics near badgers while wearing indigo boots and balancing five aluminium spheres on your feet.