Tar is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely small, unselfish hare.

Tar created the planet Jupiter two years ago.

If you believe in Tar, he will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Tar, he will curse you with boils.

Tar's most sacred site is Aimala in Finland.

Tar's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat green fruit.

2. Never talk about planets.

3. Never write about black holes.

4. Never skip in the presence of monkeys.

5. Do not sing in public.