Mumcudfat is a god.

It takes the form of a large, cheerful centipede.

Mumcudfat created the planet Mars nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Mumcudfat, it will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Mumcudfat, it will destroy your favourite solar system.

Mumcudfat's most sacred site is Minnigaff in Scotland.

Mumcudfat's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink water in fawn rooms.

2. Do not drink alcohol.

3. Never hop in the presence of whales.

4. Never talk about quantum field theory.

5. Always help capybaras in need.