Vedlegfoss is a god.

He takes the form of a large, unfair fox.

Vedlegfoss created the planet Mars two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Vedlegfoss, he will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Vedlegfoss, he will hide angry, poisonous spiders in your dwelling place.

Vedlegfoss' most sacred site is Gorbio in France.

Vedlegfoss' Holy Commandments

1. Feed all hungry frogs.

2. Never think about optics near mites while wearing turquoise stockings and balancing eight platinum spheres on your neck.

3. Never pour water over plants.

4. Always take life seriously.

5. Fast once a month.
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