Xinstikved is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely fat, tranquil hedgehog.

Xinstikved created the Tadpole Galaxy seven million years ago.

If you believe in Xinstikved, he will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Xinstikved, he will turn you into a frog.

Xinstikved's most sacred site is Ulsted in Denmark.

Xinstikved's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about amino acids.

2. Never talk about fire.

3. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

4. Run away from yellow bats, for they are unholy.

5. Draw representations of nebulae on the walls of your dwelling place.