Nelyattben is a god.

She takes the form of a three hundred metre long, selfish seal.

Nelyattben created the Large Magellanic Cloud five billion years ago.

If you believe in Nelyattben, she will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Nelyattben, she will turn you into a slug.

Nelyattben's most sacred site is Gassin in France.

Nelyattben's Holy Commandments

1. Nelyattben loves swans, so they must be respected.

2. Do not take Nelyattben's name in vain.

3. Do not chop down trees.

4. Always make sure there are no tortoises in a building before entering it.

5. Never leap in the presence of frogs.