Karzogmap is a god.

He takes the form of an enormous, tiresome hummingbird.

Karzogmap created vertebrates two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Karzogmap, he will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Karzogmap, he will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Karzogmap's most sacred site is Olmarch in Wales.

Karzogmap's Holy Commandments

1. Always help birds.

2. Never sing near seals.

3. Erect a large tin sculpture of Karzogmap on top of all buildings.

4. Draw representations of galaxies on the walls of your dwelling place.

5. Never write about the weak nuclear force.
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