Stragbiflam is a god.

It takes the form of a gargantuan, witless pig.

Stragbiflam created tapeworms three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Stragbiflam, it will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Stragbiflam, it will throw large rocks at you.

Stragbiflam's most sacred site is Kottucherry in India.

Stragbiflam's Holy Commandments

1. You must never eat gooseberries.

2. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

3. Always pray immersed in water.

4. Never paint your feet violet.

5. Hide from gray dogs for they are unholy.