Jarnmit is a god.

He takes the form of a six thousand metre long, deceitful snake.

Jarnmit created the planet Saturn eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Jarnmit, he will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Jarnmit, he will denounce you as a heretic.

Jarnmit's most sacred site is Manakuppam in India.

Jarnmit's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

2. Do not drink alcohol.

3. Never pour water over plants.

4. Do not shave your hands.

5. Never hurt foxes.