Bugvagkar is a god.

He takes the form of an exceedingly fat, grumpy mouse.

Bugvagkar created the planet Earth six million years ago.

If you believe in Bugvagkar, he will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Bugvagkar, he will refuse to believe in you.

Bugvagkar's most sacred site is Trujillo in Spain.

Bugvagkar's Holy Commandments

1. Do not speak about rice.

2. Never eat green fruit.

3. Do not take Bugvagkar's name in vain.

4. Always help goats in need.

5. Bugvagkar loves birds, so they must be honoured.
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