Botpangtarp is a god.

He takes the form of a two thousand metre long, kind whale.

Botpangtarp created Europe two million years ago.

If you believe in Botpangtarp, he will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Botpangtarp, he will turn you into a giant slug.

Botpangtarp's most sacred site is Laurila in Finland.

Botpangtarp's Holy Commandments

1. Erect six lead sculptures of Botpangtarp on top of important buildings.

2. Do not chop down trees.

3. Do not drink alcohol.

4. Do not eat garlic.

5. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.