Damranpasvid is a god.

He takes the form of a very heavy, unthinking centipede.

Damranpasvid created Africa six billion years ago.

If you believe in Damranpasvid, he will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Damranpasvid, he will not care.

Damranpasvid's most sacred site is Xaaga in Mexico.

Damranpasvid's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about asteroids.

2. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

3. Do not kill sheep.

4. Erect a giant purple sculpture of Damranpasvid in the centre of the settlement.

5. Never go into fawn rooms.