Tanflabyog is a god.

She takes the form of a six thousand metre long, omnipotent fox.

Tanflabyog created carbon two billion years ago.

If you believe in Tanflabyog, she will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Tanflabyog, she will turn you into an amoeba.

Tanflabyog's most sacred site is Villaseta in Italy.

Tanflabyog's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a giant yellow sculpture of Tanflabyog in the centre of the settlement.

2. Never feed cherries to frogs while wearing skirts.

3. Erect a large aluminium sculpture of Tanflabyog on top of all buildings.

4. Do not stand on grass.

5. Never talk about porpoises.
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