Sawjopxin is a god.

He takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, competent chicken.

Sawjopxin created water three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Sawjopxin, he will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Sawjopxin, he will try to impress you with rainbows.

Sawjopxin's most sacred site is Diebzig in Germany.

Sawjopxin's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

2. Do not drink alcohol.

3. Never write about deoxyribonucleic acid.

4. Always obey Sawjopxin's priests.

5. Do not hurt voles.
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