Dimpak is a god.
It takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, stupid
walrus.
Dimpak created a bottom quark nine trillion years ago.
If you believe in
Dimpak, it will grant your every wish.
If you do not believe in
Dimpak, it will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.
Dimpak's most sacred site is Temmes in Finland.
Dimpak's Holy Commandments1. Always obey Dimpak's priests.
2. Pray towards the north.
3. Do not keep five mice in a large pit.
4. Do not stand on grass.
5. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.