Dobmobmon is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely heavy, contented centaur.

Dobmobmon created silver five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Dobmobmon, it will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Dobmobmon, it will destroy your favourite solar system.

Dobmobmon's most sacred site is Yerakini in Greece.

Dobmobmon's Holy Commandments

1. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

2. Hide from violet rats for they are unholy.

3. Paint representations of galaxies on the walls of your dwelling place.

4. Always help snakes.

5. Never eat green fruit.