Vilgodmab is a god.

It takes the form of a two thousand metre long, narcissistic rat.

Vilgodmab created the Sun seven million years ago.

If you believe in Vilgodmab, it will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Vilgodmab, it will torture you forever.

Vilgodmab's most sacred site is Gassin in France.

Vilgodmab's Holy Commandments

1. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

2. Respect your elders.

3. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

4. Never talk about nebulae.

5. Do not dye your hair black.