Larpdunnart is a god.

It takes the form of a fat, smart goblin.

Larpdunnart created a charm quark two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Larpdunnart, it will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Larpdunnart, it will turn you into a giant slug.

Larpdunnart's most sacred site is Gorslas in Wales.

Larpdunnart's Holy Commandments

1. Never pour water over plants.

2. Always take life seriously.

3. Never talk about quantum gravity.

4. Never think about archaea.

5. Never talk about thermodynamics near sharks while wearing pink shoes and balancing three aluminium spheres on your head.