Fas is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely large, temperamental dryad.

Fas created tapeworms three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Fas, she will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Fas, she will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.

Fas' most sacred site is Issigeac in France.

Fas' Holy Commandments

1. Never think about optics near badgers while wearing indigo kilts and balancing seven gold spheres on your legs.

2. You must love Fas.

3. Walk at least six thousand metres per day.

4. Hide from violet rats for they are unholy.

5. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.