Bopcudbag is a god.

She takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, grumpy fly.

Bopcudbag created bats seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bopcudbag, she will not care.

If you do not believe in Bopcudbag, she will jump up and down fuming with anger.

Bopcudbag's most sacred site is Diebzig in Germany.

Bopcudbag's Holy Commandments

1. Never paint your head yellow.

2. Do not eat rice.

3. Never think about ribonucleic acid.

4. Paint representations of moons on the walls of your dwelling place.

5. Never think about dark matter near horses while wearing magenta shorts and balancing eight silver spheres on your arms.