Omtdodkik is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely large, narcissistic cat.

Omtdodkik created energy six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Omtdodkik, she will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Omtdodkik, she will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Omtdodkik's most sacred site is Insel in Germany.

Omtdodkik's Holy Commandments

1. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Omtdodkik.

2. Never pour water over plants.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

4. Do not fashion models of living things.

5. Never think about electromagnetism near dogs while wearing cyan jumpers and balancing five zinc spheres on your arms.
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