Genfutdotlarg is a god.

He takes the form of a very large, selfish gerbil.

Genfutdotlarg created the Virgo Supercluster two billion years ago.

If you believe in Genfutdotlarg, he will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Genfutdotlarg, he will not care at all.

Genfutdotlarg's most sacred site is Inshas in Egypt.

Genfutdotlarg's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

2. Always help badgers.

3. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

4. Always stare at clouds.

5. Never talk about horizontal gene transfer.