Genfutdotlarg is a god.
He takes the form of a very large, selfish
gerbil.
Genfutdotlarg created the Virgo Supercluster two billion years ago.
If you believe in
Genfutdotlarg, he will grant you eternal life.
If you do not believe in
Genfutdotlarg, he will not care at all.
Genfutdotlarg's most sacred site is Inshas in Egypt.
Genfutdotlarg's Holy Commandments1. Do not listen to heathen tongues.
2. Always help badgers.
3. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.
4. Always stare at clouds.
5. Never talk about horizontal gene transfer.