Fodfengod is a god.

She takes the form of a corpulent, strong hare.

Fodfengod created the planet Earth eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Fodfengod, she will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Fodfengod, she will not care.

Fodfengod's most sacred site is Dumadumana in Botswana.

Fodfengod's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink water in fawn rooms.

2. Learn five new languages a year.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

4. Cats are unholy and should not be approached.

5. Always make sure there are no doves in a room before entering it.