Mipcatkam is a god.

She takes the form of a fat, caring eagle.

Mipcatkam created the planet Earth six million years ago.

If you believe in Mipcatkam, she will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Mipcatkam, she will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.

Mipcatkam's most sacred site is Ulsted in Denmark.

Mipcatkam's Holy Commandments

1. Always make a point of helping unfortunate pigs.

2. Never talk about frogs.

3. Always obey Mipcatkam's priests.

4. Never look in ponds.

5. Mipcatkam must be the most important thing in your life.