Bodrakgep is a god.

It takes the form of a rotund, emotional duck.

Bodrakgep created the planet Earth four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bodrakgep, it will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Bodrakgep, it will be very unhappy.

Bodrakgep's most sacred site is Bogogobo in Botswana.

Bodrakgep's Holy Commandments

1. Always help sick cats.

2. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

3. Never hurt rats.

4. Run away from green mites, for they are unholy.

5. You must love Bodrakgep.