Bodrakgep is a god.
It takes the form of a rotund, emotional
duck.
Bodrakgep created the planet Earth four thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Bodrakgep, it will grant your every wish.
If you do not believe in
Bodrakgep, it will be very unhappy.
Bodrakgep's most sacred site is Bogogobo in Botswana.
Bodrakgep's Holy Commandments1. Always help sick cats.
2. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.
3. Never hurt rats.
4. Run away from green mites, for they are unholy.
5. You must love Bodrakgep.