Largbignuttmif is a god.

She takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, slow hare.

Largbignuttmif created dark energy six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Largbignuttmif, she will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Largbignuttmif, she will send you a strongly worded letter.

Largbignuttmif's most sacred site is Daraina in Madagascar.

Largbignuttmif's Holy Commandments

1. Hide if three moths approach from the south.

2. Do not kill frogs.

3. Never talk about fluid mechanics.

4. Do not listen to music.

5. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.