Quillcissing is a god.
It takes the form of a three hundred metre long, benevolent
porpoise.
Quillcissing created snails five quadrillion years ago.
If you believe in
Quillcissing, it will ignore you forever.
If you do not believe in
Quillcissing, it will destroy your home planet.
Quillcissing's most sacred site is Monong in Botswana.
Quillcissing's Holy Commandments1. Always wear mauve.
2. Never laugh in the presence of sheep.
3. Quillcissing loves porpoises, so they must be respected.
4. Never talk about nebulae.
5. Walk at least three thousand metres per day.