Pitgigjarn is a god.

It takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, merciful spider.

Pitgigjarn created Europe eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Pitgigjarn, it will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Pitgigjarn, it will name a particularly small and pointless comet after you.

Pitgigjarn's most sacred site is Taktser in China.

Pitgigjarn's Holy Commandments

1. Never jump in the presence of capybaras.

2. Respect your elders.

3. Paint representations of nebulae on the walls of your dwelling place.

4. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

5. Always take life seriously.