Hintarphun is a god.

He takes the form of a small, charitable hummingbird.

Hintarphun created the Tadpole Galaxy nine million years ago.

If you believe in Hintarphun, he will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Hintarphun, he will send twenty eight swans to peck you to death.

Hintarphun's most sacred site is Skive in Denmark.

Hintarphun's Holy Commandments

1. Always help mites.

2. You must love Hintarphun.

3. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

4. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

5. Fast once a month.